Top 10 Reasons why Beer is better than Jesus.

31 Mar

1.  No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2.  Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
3.  They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4.  Beer has never caused a major war.
5.  When you have a beer you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
6.  Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7.  You don’t have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8.  There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9.  You can prove you have a beer.
10. If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

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